limericks

1

There was a lady under the sea

Who said, "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"

They said, " You are dead."

And they chopped off her head.

That poor lady under the sea.

2

There was a young man with a hump.

On his head he had a big bump.

They called him a clutz,

He did a tripple lutz ,

And fell of a cliff with a thump.

3

There was an old lady of night.

Her face would give you such a fright.

They said she was smashing,

but people were dashing,

away from the old lady of night.